IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.
i don’t get it
^ cats always land on their feet. And toast always falls butter side down. He just created a generator.
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
this is extremely useful especially when someone you know cheats on your sister